I don't
think that anyone holds the award for Most Awkward better than I do. I don't
try to be, it just seems as though I was gifted with a series of unfortunate
characteristics that all compile to form the epitome of an awkward persona. A
few examples;
I run into
a guy I think is quite awesome at Walmart (ugh Walmart as previously mentioned
not my place to shine). How do I respond? With some mumbled words, a head down,
and awkward moon walking back to my car. The awkward moon walk is not a metaphor,
it really happened.
I have my
first no commitment random make out with a guy. He turns out to be a stalker.
Wont make that mistake ever again. I am not the random make out type I guess.
How about
the time when I forgot my name? Ya that happened.
But here
is the thing. That's not me! I am outgoing, intelligent, and pretty damn
funny if I do say so myself. But why when I get around a member of the opposite sex that I am attracted to do I turn into a babbling lunatic?
So what is
it? what is it that makes, some women capable of walking into a room of
complete strangers and being just themselves? Or talk to a guy that they think
is "quite awesome" and not forget their own name, or the fact that moon
walking is not a good way to exit a scene? I have had many a conversations with
many a girl who will tell you something like “when I walk into a room I have no
doubt that he wants me." WHAT! you have no doubt? Really? my goodness. How
do I get to that point?
So I decided to set a challenge for
myself. I am going to be me. At all times, in all things, in all places. Little
bit of the young women's theme up in here. I don't really have a plan or anything, but it is time I go for the gold in my life. Join me if you will! There will be no awkwardness or doubt that comes from me at all. So here it goes. I will report back
on how everything turns out over the next few days. Wish me luck!
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